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From: Roland Lafontant
Sent Thur 12/31/2009 10:15:41 PM
Subject Fwd: Loving Wife

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*   **From:** Hilary Holmes
*   **Date:** Sat, Dec 26, 2009 at 12:35 PM
*   **Subject:** Loving Wife
*   **To:** Roland Lafontant

Loving Wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside,he finds couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed

the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,

then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,

don't resist, don't complain....do what ever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my car.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,

and asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too.'

Roland Lafontant
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