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# <u>The Queen and Dolly go to heaven</u> 

The image shows two portraits side-by-side: Queen Elizabeth II on the left and Dolly Parton on the right. Queen Elizabeth is wearing a crown and jewelry, while Dolly Parton is wearing a jacket and a necklace. Both images are in black and white.

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton

# <u>The Queen and Dolly go to heaven</u>  (cont.)

Died on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

The image depicts a monochrome illustration of an angel holding a dove. The angel has large wings, a halo, and wears flowing garments.

Unfortunately,
there's only one space left that
day,
So the Angel must decide which
of them
Gets in...

The Angel asks Dolly if there's

# <u>The Queen and Dolly go to heaven</u>  (cont.)

# some
Particular reason why she
Should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and
says,
'Look at these,
They're the most
Perfect breasts
God ever created,

# some
Particular reason why she
Should go to Heaven. (cont.)

And I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and
asks Her Majesty the same
question.

# some
Particular reason why she
Should go to Heaven. (cont.)

# The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,

<signature> perrier

# Drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and
pulls the lever.

# Drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and
pulls the lever. (cont.)

The image shows a Wellworth toilet. "K or K" is also visible.

WELLWORTH

The Angel Says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'what
was that all about?
I show you two
Of God's own perfect creations
and you turn me down.
She wees into a
Toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,

# Drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and
pulls the lever. (cont.)

# 'but even in Heaven,

# A Royal Flush

| Element | Value |
|---|---|
| Hand type | Royal Flush |
| Cards shown | 10♥, J♥, Q♥, K♥, A♥ |
| Suit | Hearts |
| Caption / context | "A Royal Flush Beats a Pair" |

# Beats a Pair

Two playing cards are displayed: The Ace of Clubs and the Ace of Hearts.

No matter how big they

# Beats a Pair (cont.)

are!