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*   Date: Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 9:28 PM
*   Subject: Resume
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Hi Jeffrey!

I hope you had a better day than moi... I have a black curse on me. Literally. Every year, just before my one year anniversary with my employer, they tell me they are experiencing financial problems, etc.

Today was the black curse day.

I am still in a little bit of shock and have not told yet told my parents as my father is going to be very upset with my ex-boss as my move here was a little expensive.

Do you need a personal chef? Want to fly me to PB monday thru friday to prepare your weekly meals and your special Zorro muffins (muffin tops) !?! ;)

At this point, I am willing to be as creative as possible in order to stand out to a potential employer. I decided to go with a different approach with my cover letter and resume. Please let me know if you feel it's not appropriate and I will send you the basic plain jane version.

If you know of anyone or have any brilliant ideas... I am open to any and all suggestions. As always, I thank you very much for your helpila III!

XXX