From: Mark L. Epstein
Sent: Friday, January 16, 2015 3:06 AM
To: jeffrey E.
Subject: funny

I'm in Fl. I picked up Jason and we had =inner with Nancy Millet, Meryl, and Essie (who is going to be 92 next =eek). It was hard to eat because of the =aughter.

I asked =ssie how come she looks so good. She said she takes birthday =ontrol pills.

What's the difference between a genealogist and a =ynecologist? The genealogist looks up the family =ree. They gynecologist looks up the family =ush.

A guy is =laying golf on a new course. They don't have all the signs =p yet. After a while he loses track of where he is and asks a =oman up ahead where they are. She says that she is on hole #7 and he is =ne hole behind her on hole #6. After a while he loses track again =nd sees the same woman, and again asks her where they are. She =ays she is on hole # 11and he is still one hole behind her on =10. After playing he goes to the bar in the clubhouse =nd sees the same woman at the bar. He goes up to her and offers =o buy her a drink to thank her for being helpful. They =tart talking and discover that they are both in sales. He asks =er what she sells. She say she sells Tampons. He =aughs and say Ha, I sell toilet paper. I'm =till one hole behind you. AHHHHHHH!

What's the difference between a circumcision and a =ivorce? In a divorce you get rid of the whole =chmuck! =HHHHHHHHHHHHHH &nbs=; = =nbsp; &=bsp; &n=sp; &nb=p; &nbs=; =nbsp; &=bsp; &n=sp;

A woman =aid she had a few husbands. And a couple were her =wn. AHHHHHHHH

And on and =n.............

Ever figure =ut the flaps?