To: JF[ieeproject@yahoo.com]
From: 
Sent: Sat 6/6/2009 11:41:44 AM
Subject: Report# 100!!!

Hey All,

## INTERVIEWING TECHNIQUES part II

• Don't know who the person is when they call you for interview - not even if they're calling from the Royal Family. Then you just go: Al Nay- who???"

• If the person introduces himself as Rafik, then you insist on calling him Rashid.

• Completely blank out on the most basic questions.

• Say you like to read about battered women in the middle east.

## DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

I was rejected for a job with one of the royal family's companies. I then asked the COO to consider me as his Executive Assistant. He said that since most meetings are conducted in Arabic. Why don't they just speak English in the meetings so everyone can understand???

## KIDS

Hate them more.

## HOW YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR CAR

When a 5 year old says: "Your car looks grey, but I think it's actually blue."

## MISCELLANEOUS

Jen's 29th birthday was celebrated for the 4th time.

## NEVER +50 C

It'll never be +50 C in this country because there's a law stating that when it hits 50, the construction workers can't work. Hence, even if it's +55 C, it'll still be under 50.

I hope you're all well in these times. I'm a black little cat hanging on for dear life.