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<br> <br> <br> <blockquote type-cite class-cite cite><blockquote type-cite class=cite cite>I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men &amp; women differ<br> so much. I never&nbsp; have figured out the whole Mars &amp; Venus thing. And I<br> never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their<br> heart. Also, I never have figured out how sexual desire gets thrown into a<br> state of turmoil when it hears the words, &quot;I do.&quot;<br> <br> <br> One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the<br> passion starts to heat up, and she then says, &quot;I don't feel like it, I<br> just want you to hold me.&quot;<br> <br> <br> I said, &quot;WHAT?!&quot;<br>

I said, "WHAT?!"<br><br>

So she says the words that I and every other husband on the planet dread.<br> She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a<br> woman.<br>

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I'm thinking, &quot;What was her first clue?&quot; I finally realized that nothing<br>

is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.<br> <br>

The very next day we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store...<br> <br>

I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She<br> couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of<br> them.<br>

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She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I<br> say, &quot;OK.&quot;&nbsp; And then we go to the jewelry department where she gets a set<br>

of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited! She must have<br> thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she<br> cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet<br> because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when<br> told her that it was OK.<br>

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She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen<br> her face when she said, &quot;I'm ready; let's go to the cash register.&quot;<br> <br>

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, &quot;No, honey. I don't feel<br>

like buying all this stuff now.&quot;<br>
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You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said,<br> squot;Really, honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.&quot; Just when<br>

she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, &quot;You must not be<br>

in tune with my financial needs as a man.aquot;<br> <br>

I figure that I might be having sex again sometime during the Spring thaw<br> of 2003.</blockquote></blockquote></html>