To: philip Levin
From: G. Max
Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 5:00:00 AM
Subject: Fwd:

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A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive
Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots
the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes
a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
Good day, madam. How may we help you today?
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely rug?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it,
you are very likely going to shit when you hear the price!"