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From: junkermann
Sent Mon 5/4/2009 10:52:19 AM
Subject: TR : The Economic Bailout

see below thought it would make you smile I am seeing david on wed to discuss further, hope to see you soon Bkis Nicole

Nicole Junkermann
Executive Partner
UNITED IN SPORTS

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## <u>The Economic Bailout Mascot:</u>

The government today
announced that it is changing
its national symbol to a
CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the
government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production, destroys the
next generation, protects a
bunch of pricks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're

actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that