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Sent Fri 9/11/2009 10:01:05 AM

Subject Report # 101:8 years...

## Hey All!

This is what you get when you try to surf anything porn or Israeli! :)

## DATES

Those things should come with warning labels for inexperienced eaters. In true Ramadan spirit, I thought I should break my 2 hr fast with a pack of dates... Don't try it at home, kids. It can have severe constipation repercussions...

## METRO

Some brave friends tried the new metro which started running 09/09/09. How very blue-collar of them! The rails are hanging on some pillars and it more looks like a suspension bridge about to fall down.

## RAMADAN

So we're back to sneaking around with water, very much like you sneak around with beer in brown paperbags in the US!

## 9/11

8 years ago...

I hope you're all well!
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