To: Jeffrey Epsteinfleevacation©gmail.com]
From: Faith Kates
Sent: Thur 9/9/2010 12:22:41 AM
Subject: FW: Fwd: High Holiday Seating Request

Just wanted to wish you a happy and healthy new year!! Filled with only good things...live, love and laugh the year away!!!

Sha na tova.

I thought this seating request was hysterical so the first laugh in the new year!

Xoxo

faith

# <u>SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS</u>

During the last holiday season, many individuals
expressed concern

about the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible.

1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one:)
[ ] Talking section
[ ] No talking section

2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest:)
<empty> Stock market
<empty> Sports
<empty> Medicine
<empty> General gossip
<empty> Specific gossip (choose from below:)
<empty> The rabbi
<empty> The cantor
<empty> The cantor's voice
<empty> The cantor's significant other
<empty> The rabbi's significant other
<empty> Fashion news
<empty> What others are wearing

# <u>SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS</u> (cont.)

<empty> Why they look awful
<empty> My neighbors
<empty> My relatives
<empty> My neighbors' relatives
<empty> Presidential Election, results from
<empty> Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom
<empty> My children/grandchildren
<empty> Other: <empty>

# <u>SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS</u> (cont.)

## 3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?

- Doctor

| | | | | | |│ [ ]

- Dentist

- Nutritionist

- Psychiatrist

- Child psychiatrist

- Podiatrist

	- Chiropractor

	- Stockbroker

	- Accountant

	- Lawyer, General Practice

	- Criminal Lawyer

- Civil Lawyer

- Real estate agent

__Architect

- Plumber

- Buyer (Specify store:

- Sexologist (??)

- Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]

- Other:

4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority:)

	- On the aisle

- Near the exit

- Near the window

- In Aruba

[ ] Near the bathroom

[ ] Near my in-laws

[ ] As far away from my in-laws as possible

_ As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible

- Near the pulpit

[ ] Near the Kiddush table (not applicable on Yom Kippur)

- Near single men

- Near single men
 Near available women

[ ] Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during

		- services

	- Where no one will notice me sleeping during services

[ ] Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional

		- charge]

Where I can use my blackberry (SHHHH): 
5. (Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where: I can see my spouse over the mechitza

# <u>SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS</u> (cont.)

## 3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice? (cont.)

	- I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza

[ ] I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza

[ ] My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse

over the

mechitza

6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider
joining another congregation.)
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<empty>
<empty>
<empty>
<empty>
<empty>

Your name: <empty>
Building fund pledge (acknowledging and in grateful appreciation for this change):
$ <empty>

Sherry Rubin

http://raisingachildwithautismdaybyday.blogspot.com/

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# <u>SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS</u> (cont.)

## 3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice? (cont.)

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