To: Ted Waitt

From: G. Max

Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 5:00:00 AM

Subject: Re: Kayaking

I am sure that that was a wise decision to leave your BB behind.

So I understand the road trip. Are there other instructors I can/should interview before having to make my final selection as to who will be my teacher on this road trip? + If I agree to you being my instructor - just need to know what exactly you will be instructing me in?

Are you versed in everything that I will need to learn, or do I need additional instructors to fill in any gaps you may have? + what little tests??? That part makes me very nervous.

Regarding my refusal to stay at a certain hotel. I feel quite convinced that you were secretly very happy with my decision. I would not have been able to shed one stitch of clothing in that first hotel. If you ever want to enforce a 6 inch rule with me, place me somewhere in the vicinity of a man made fabric and I will not shed any garments at all, at least no under garments.

+ regarding my demands for TLC - and the penalty when not given on demand - I am feeling brattish. For failure to consummate on demand you must forfeit a full slave point. I just garnered 3 points for the record!

Trust you got thoroughly wet by falling in many times - laughed your self sick, and generally had a great time