To: Ted Waitt
From: G. Max

Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 5:00:00 AM Subject: Re: Your wake up call

Excuse me I have had spam - it is pink and comes out of a tin - am I correct?

Remember I was boarded from the age of 8, spam, mac and cheese, fish fingers etc were a staple diet. The thought of you cooking, however, has me in paroxysms. Can't wait for you to do your manly thing w/ a barbecue for me. In return, I promise when we are near a stove, and you are hungry, and we are alone, I will cook for you.

What is the bonzai pipeline - is that a cross between some type of Japanese tree
that bears oil/gas around Hawaii and a line of little bonsai trees?
Did you call the restaurant yet to make a reservation for tonight - Spam 2
nights in a row might be too much for your kids and for you?