To: J JUeevacation@gmail nom]
From: max
Sent: Mon 4/27/2009 10:02:13 PM
Subject: <no subject>

A woman goes to her rabbi with a
serious problem.
Her two female parrots
have picked up a bad habit. Any
time she has
visitors, the two parrots
embarrass her by saying, in unison,
"Hi ! We're
hookers. Want to have some fun?"
To her surprise, the rabbi breaks
into a smile,
explaining that he has two
male parrots which he has trained
to pray and
who've become very observant,

<table><tr><th>spending </th></tr><tr><td>much of the day praying in their</td></tr><tr><td>cage. </td></tr><tr><td>He's confident that if the woman</td></tr><tr><td>brings her two</td></tr><tr><td>parrots over to his house,</td></tr><tr><td>his two parrots will exert such a
positive influence</td></tr><tr><td>that her birds will turn into model</td></tr><tr><td>parrots. </td></tr><tr><td>The next day the woman drives</td></tr><tr><td>over to the rabbi's</td></tr><tr><td>house and brings her two</td></tr><tr><td>parrots into his home. As she looks</td></tr><tr><td>around, she</td></tr><tr><td>notices a large cage with</td></tr><tr><td>two parrots, each wearing a little</td></tr><tr><td>kippah and tiny</td></tr><tr><td>tallis (prayer shawl)</td></tr></table>

and each holding a miniature
prayer book while they
rock back and forth in prayer.
Sure enough, as soon as she
places her female
parrots in the cage, they
shout out to their male
counterparts: "Hi! We're
hookers.Want to have some fun ?if
One of the rabbi's parrots
immediately turns to the
other, squawking:
"Moishe, put the fucking book
down. Our prayers have been
answered!"

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