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<blockquote type-cite class-cite cite>An airliner was taking off from Kennedy
Airport. After it reached a<br>

comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement<br> over the intercom, &quot;Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.<br> Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The<br> weatherahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.<br> Now sit back and relax and....aguotiOH MY GOD!&quot; Silence followed. Then after a<br>

few seconds, the captain came back on the intercom and said,<br> &quot;Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I frightened you earlier, but while<br>

I was talking to you, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee<br> and spilled it in my lap.&quot; He chuckled and<br> said,&quot;You should see the front of my pants!&quot;&nbsp; A passenger in coach yelled<br>

loudly, &quot;That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!aguot;</blockguote></html>

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