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Sent: Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:45 AM
To: Jeevacation; █████
Subject: Frog in toilet

Just a heads up, one of my well earned shits was interrupted when a tree fro= made it's way out of the toilet bowl, jumping into my ass cheek as to disp=ay it's displeasure with my very needed natural event... Yes, I was startle=. In an instant I recalled my shit had never once lunged out at me in a way=to disagree with the fairly tedious length of time I sat on one piece of re=l-estate. A splash would be normal, but this didn't follow anything I produ=ed. A shriek and a lily-pad. quick I'm rise s=rry to vertical little tree lead frog. to the I am discovery s0000 sorry... of a surpri=ingly large tree frog now taking refuge under what is NOT a

Getting to the point:

The heads up is that I didn't have the heart to flush the frog, and that the=frog and "lily-pad" remain intact... Beware. Xoxo.

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