| Region / country (approx.) | Label (visible) |
|---|---|
| Map title | EUROPE ACCORDING TO SILVIO BERLUSCONI 2011 |
| Scandinavia | MEN SHORTER THAN ME |
| Russia (large area) | PUSSY |
| Eastern Europe / Ukraine area | GAS PIPELINE PUSSY |
| Turkey | BAKLAVA PUSSY |

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