To: philip Levine
From: "G. Max"
Subject: Fwd:

A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive Persian rugs. She browses around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.

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>> >As she bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts loudly.

>> >Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if

>> >anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes

>> a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

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>> As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.

>> >"Good day, madam. How may we help you today?"

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> Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of

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>this lovely rug?"

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> He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it,
> you are very likely going to shit when you hear the price!"

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