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<table><tr><th>Sent: </th><th>Sunday, March 30, 2014 2:20 AM</th></tr><tr><td>To: </td><td>Jeffrey </td></tr><tr><td>Subject: </td><td>The worst party ever!</td></tr></table>

How about these pick up lines:

You Re not drinking cause you are underage?

You are not eating cause you are a model?

To say that the girls were just cheap would be a significant understatement

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